As a car mechanic, this is how I raise my son.

She got the biggest smile, one of my smoother moments.

Crab molting.

Now I'm hungry...

Well played, Coke

No, no it is not.

The real entertainment at Japanese baseball games

Always leave your hotel room like this.

Don't go full retard

Accurate Woody cosplay

I'm a dentist

First thing I thought of when I heard Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber

Today was my last day of work... I AM SCUMBAG STEVE

Let me wash my windows with the gas pump

Well... I'll be ashamed of what I'd do if that happened.

Going to the dentist

Bilbo Baggins Goes Epic Mode In This Hobbit Battle Of The Five Armies Cover Photo

When someone finally notices that I'm carrying a heavy object

90s Toys R Us Holiday Ad. Good gold memories.

After hearing the Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom news

Oh how the imagination runs wild!

Caught this little sh*t trying to evolve. Threw him right back in the water.

This sh*t pisses me off. I believe in an eye for an eye.

My best friend told me he wants to be cook, it's the first time I told someone to give up on his dreams...

Me right now having an exam in just about 3 hours and I didn't study anything...

My thoughts of Orlando Bloom hitting Justin Bieber

F*ck you, I want my cereal!

Current Russian International Relations

No one wanted this coke...

Scumbag Rose from the Titanic

Hold my beer while I kick this pigeon on the tracks

Success... I guess

Frozen has an unique cast of characters!

Ubisoft in one gif

Never pause a Disney movie

Apparently, Pidgey isn't his real name...

Heavy breathing...

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

Simple yet effective

Zero Suit Samus and Black Cat cosplay

Son of Van Damme

F**k that window

Man, what the f*ck did that man do wrong?

Time passes so quickly

I'm amazed at how good people are at telling stories in 6 goddam seconds

At least they were thrilled...

I f*cking love Germany!

How a ak-47 works

Silver Surfer Syndrome (Left Handed Problems)

Situation in Switzerland and most parts of Europe at the Moment...