My dog's reaction when he sees me coming up the driveway

Poor french fries

Makes my blood boil

Fukang Meteorite

F**king mime!

A big hug from a gentle giant.

The only reason I browse the movie section...

"youtube is now full screen."

Best not annoy this dude...

I think the man is repulsive scum, but I thought America was all about free speech

When my friend and I both got A's on a test which the teacher said it would be "near impossible to get a high score."

Evolution

I guess that's my good deed for the day...

Final is coming...

When celebrating my 21st birthday with my gf, and she confesses that she no longer loves me after 3 years.

My thoughts on my senior year of high school

Emma Stone is a genius...

For all those people who won't get off Frozen's dick

Call of Duty players...

When my female friends wanted to paint my male nails

Most guys nowadays

Over Achieving

When I shave but miss a small part of my mustache

Grumpy cat...

For all you flame throwers, look in the mirror

Probably not how it works

He can't even scratch himself without falling over... cuteness over 9000

Well, she knows what's up

Dem Pockets

There will never be a headline this incredible ever again.

I accept my fate.

And nothing got done at work from that day onward.

It just doesn't feel right.

Could he be more badass than this?

When people want to talk about a final right after it ends.

Brilliant success kid.

Let's get McNasty

The Swedes tend to hide their jets in kickass little jetcaves

When I see dat ass

Well, f**k.

When I start my computer for the first time since installing a new 6GB/s SSD

Oh sweet baby lucifer

Every time when I take a photo

The worst

When I ask my gf what we should eat tonight and she says "I don't care" but keeps shooting down my suggestions

Scientifically accurate

Which way did he go?

Somebody is taking advantage of their follower

Origin Story Time!

Kids nowadays